The Snake with Teeth and Hair

My dog said he went to Africa

And saw a big giraffe

He said he walked through the jungle

And he brought me something back

But when he showed me what he brought

I fainted out of my chair

What he pulled out of his bag

Was a snake with teeth and hair

My dog said to me please Alex do not be alarmed

For although he has teeth and hair and he is quite a scare

He isn’t very mean

And he didn’t make you scream

He’s actually very sweet

Maybe good enough to eat

So even though he gave a scare

I think I’ll keep him

The snake with teeth and hair.

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